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“Top 10 Reasons It Took Earnhardt 20 Years To Win The Daytona 500″ – From Dale himself on Letterman !
10. It took me 19 years to realize I had the emergency brake on.
9. Finally rotated and balanced my mustache.
8. Quit training with the Canadian Snowboarding team.
7.Stopped letting my 300-pound cousin Ricky ride shotgun.
6. New strategy: pretend I’m Dave driving home on the Merritt Parkway.
5. Who cares that it took me 20 years — at least my name isn’t Dick Trickle.
4. Just figured out that if you mash the gas pedal all the way down, the car takes off like a son-of-a-#####.
3. My new pit crew — The Spice Girls.
2. This year whenever I passed somebody I gave them the finger.
1. My secret to success: one can of motor oil in my engine, one can of motor oil in my pants!
Have a good one !
Thats awesome
Wonder if its on youtube.
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